Dead Dad Jokes (Button Poetry)

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Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker. When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome. Now I know why people call you handsome." I recently came into a bunch of money...which is strange for me, I usually just use a paper towel."

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.

From the most evergreen best dad joke puns to the event specific ones like our list of Halloween Dad Jokes, or even something like Star Wars Dad Jokes, you work hard to provide for your family and be a shining example to your kids. No doubt you'll repeat corny dad jokes your own father told you, and in time you own kids will too. When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime. I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

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Do you want to know what I think? No dead dad, no opinion. I do NOT care if the topic of death makes you feel awkward. Why should I care? Especially when I have to hear things like, “Having a father-daughter dance is so awkward, I wish I didn’t have to do it,” or “I hate when my dad calls me when he knows I’m busy,” or, my personal favorite, “I wish my dad wouldn’t tell the same stories over and over again.” At the boss’ funeral, a disgruntled employee kneeled next to the coffin and whispered, “Who’s thinking outside the box now, Gary?” Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend. Bewildered as to why he gave me this advice, having never worked in a f**... business himself, I asked why.Therapist: what would you say to your dad if he were alive today? Me: sorry for cremating you, I honestly thought you were dead.

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At the funeral of my friend, I tried to think of a pun to commemorate him. However, I decided not to do it because that could be a grave mistake. Though a bit silly, this pun plays on the difference between the words “casualty” and “casual tee” which sound eerily similar when you think about it. 21. Corpses aren’t very funny—they’re dead serious.

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Why is it wrong to bring fruit on a date without the other person’s consent? It contributes to grape culture. When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein. Everyone copes in different ways, and learning to laugh at some of the more serious sides of life is part of being human. In the world of the death positive movement, many people find peace in the humor of death. Who said death had to be a sad affair? It’s a natural part of life, and it’s something everyone will experience. Why not laugh at it on occasion?